I was in this museum of all these historical items behind red rope and I spot this fukcin cat just
cool pic of me + cat
that post going around about how morticians have to snap boners bc of rigor mortis is false. rigot mortis goes away after a couple of days. you dont need to snap the peen . like you can i guess. maybe its fun
DO NOT. SNAP. THE PEEN.
Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.
the first week with your new haircut is supposed to be when it is at its most kickass and here i fucking am with gross sick person bedhead
usually my hair is at its best the last few weeks before a haircut
solution: always cut your hair and it will always be “that time before the haircut”
I think you and Zoe aren’t actually sick, you totally are just sitting around playing video games.
none of you have found my rp blog yet